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Welcome ..

Thank you for stumbling onto my website - an obscure and remote corner of the mega World Wide Web. Thank you .. and now get ready for mediocre storytelling and sarcasm ..

Now, as a background, Seinfeld was my jam back in the day .. That show about nothing really spoke to me on a deep level. It made me realize that my whole life is basically boring .. a snooze-fest .. My day-to-day is all work, family and parenting - yawn .. more yawn ..

But when you dig below the surface .. There's drama, emotions, and all sorts of shenanigans brewing .. It's like a simmering pot of soup .. an emotional roller coaster entwined with spouse, no-spouse, kids .. an imperfect blend of humor, emotions and song and dance.

Life happens 

Many thoughts race into action 

Some real, some imagination 

Some dark, some funny and some with no situation 

Some random, some with a home and a mansion 

I imprisoned those thoughts with my pen 

Grabbing it while I can and making it stay in my den 

Giving it a shape, molding with a tape, forcing it to wear my apron 

For you my reader to silently watch, discard or relive the action

I won't lie, writing about my boring life is a real challenge .. I've gotta dig deep and stretch my imagination to make something out of nothing .. I have to tell the story without punishing the facts .. And when you read all my stories together, they somehow make sense .. like guessing how the movie ends even before it starts  .. but I promise, there are many surprising twists and turns ..

So thanks for swinging by and checking out my ramblings. If you're dying to know more about me, click here. And if you're feeling frisky, take a gander at the menu of all my published items. Trust me, there's some serious humor in there.

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Disclaimer

This blog is completely true and based on real people, real events; except for all the many parts that are totally made up